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eggsackley said: insect repellent

Is that for the child or the lawyer on tv? Either way.

skittleguy said: If he’s a congressman that means he likes you.

I would die if I ran into Larry Craig at the laundromat. Or the men’s room I guess. Or anywhere. Die.

afogofideas said: Under 5 it’s maybe cute, under 10 annoying, anything over 10 it’s wrong and you’re probably within your rights to break all his fingers- Your lawyer

He was maybe two. Like a very little guy. And I don’t “do” kids but it was kind of cute, mostly annoying. Mom just kind of sat there and watched it happen for an hour. Which is not cute.

This kid at the laundromat won’t stop touching my feet.

This kid at the laundromat won’t stop touching my feet.

This cop is double parked at this Waffle House.

jergobardley said: not ‘like’ like, but how many pills in that bottle?Pictured: my stash - seven generic Publix 200 mg ibuprofen tablets (I have already swallowed three), more ugly green wicker furniture (that I kind of love and isn’t mine), a cheap frame housing a lovely photo of a lovely Kitten Natividad (as well as the reflection of a pair of pink panties and Tom Jones photo hanging on the opposite wall), all kindsa dirty books and magazines, coupla eyeglasses cases, one blue lighter, my glasses, and (it’s hidden, but) the innards of a fortune cookie which read, “The star of riches will shine on you beginning next month.” Think that’s it.So. Ten. There were ten at time of press. That is how many.

jergobardley said: not ‘like’ like, but how many pills in that bottle?

Pictured: my stash - seven generic Publix 200 mg ibuprofen tablets (I have already swallowed three), more ugly green wicker furniture (that I kind of love and isn’t mine), a cheap frame housing a lovely photo of a lovely Kitten Natividad (as well as the reflection of a pair of pink panties and Tom Jones photo hanging on the opposite wall), all kindsa dirty books and magazines, coupla eyeglasses cases, one blue lighter, my glasses, and (it’s hidden, but) the innards of a fortune cookie which read, “The star of riches will shine on you beginning next month.” Think that’s it.

So. Ten. There were ten at time of press. That is how many.

"How has Atlanta been treating you?"
- erotiterrorist

Like dirt! Every day of the goddamn week!

Ice cream for lunch though.

I complain to my employer and she always shrugs it off. “They’re old,” like that’s some justification. Two more weeks.

In my next life I hope to come back as a pair of rusted gardening shears.

I have been grabbed, poked, prodded, pawed at, shouted at, jerked around, and talked down to by more old men today than there are ibuprofen tablets remaining in this bottle.

"What do you say to a naked lady?"
- Anonymous

I just caught one in the mirror, shot her a look that said, “wash your face brush your hair you look a mess.”

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